*dog comes into room*
Me: Hey! It’s my little Wooffy! You look like a big piece of happy cloud, Wooffy!
*pats dog*
Me: And you got that Belgian raincloud smell to you too.
*dog follows mum out of the room*
Me: My Fluffy loves his mama. He’ll follow her across lakes, rivers and oceans. He thinks his mummy’s the best and he’s right because she is. We love our mummy; she’s the greatest mummy of them all.
Mum: STOP FOLLOWING ME!
*dog follows mum back into the room*
Me: Woof! Woof! Pant! Bark! Woof! Growl! Woof! I speak doggy language. A bit like Kylie Minogue but different.
Mum: You’re going to study? Your friends are studying?
Me: Yeah, we’re all on the path of mastering doggy language. Woofy, you’re so cute!
*gets out of bed*
Mum: You look like him.
Me: Cute?
*dog asks mum for food*
Mum: You look stupid.
Me: Thank you mummy.
*hugs mum*
Me: Hey! It’s my little Wooffy! You look like a big piece of happy cloud, Wooffy!
*pats dog*
Me: And you got that Belgian raincloud smell to you too.
*dog follows mum out of the room*
Me: My Fluffy loves his mama. He’ll follow her across lakes, rivers and oceans. He thinks his mummy’s the best and he’s right because she is. We love our mummy; she’s the greatest mummy of them all.
Mum: STOP FOLLOWING ME!
*dog follows mum back into the room*
Me: Woof! Woof! Pant! Bark! Woof! Growl! Woof! I speak doggy language. A bit like Kylie Minogue but different.
Mum: You’re going to study? Your friends are studying?
Me: Yeah, we’re all on the path of mastering doggy language. Woofy, you’re so cute!
*gets out of bed*
Mum: You look like him.
Me: Cute?
*dog asks mum for food*
Mum: You look stupid.
Me: Thank you mummy.
*hugs mum*
hahah bonne chute de l'histoire :p
ReplyDeleteMum: You look stupid.
Me: Thank you mummy.